#obsessively using Izuku as his own personal measuring stick

[seagreenstardust]

Just felt like I needed to freak out a little bit about how Katsuki had the All Might card physically on him when he died. Not tucked away somewhere safe, not in a locker or in a card binder, actually physically with him as he fought Shigaraki

Because for all the grief he gives Izuku about sentimentality, keeping a card on him that specifically ties him to Izuku is about as sentimental as it is possible for a person to be

[yandere-daydreams]

Bnha Yandere Couples. Go wild.

Oh lovely, you’ve never made me happier.

Let’s start with everyone’s favorite couple, Kirishima and Bakugo. They’ve already been together for years by the time you come into the equation, so for a while, you might feel like an outsider. A stranger, intruding on something private. But these charming, loving boys will do their best to make you feel welcomed. I mean, they care about you! They’d never want you to feel excluded in your own relationship. And with this kind of mentality, some bad habits are bound to form.

Hands around your waist whenever you step out of the house, a growing insistence that they escort you everywhere and anywhere, Kirishima’s soft kisses and brutal grip whenever you try to leave the house alone, Bakugo’s needy whines whenever either of you pays attention to someone else… it’ll be cute, until it’s oh-so suddenly not.

One day, you might just stumble out of bed wondering where either of your boyfriends ran off to. Images of a late-night emergency or a murdered neighbor will swim through your head, only making you more relieved when you find Kirishima sitting at the kitchen table, idly scrolling through his phone while Bakugo rubs the sleep out of his eyes, standing a few feet to the side and whispering about something you can’t hear.

“Come back to bed,” You’ll say, draping over Kirishima’s shoulders, your eyes still closed, if only for dramatic effect. “It’s cold without you guys, I’m lonely.”

When neither of them responds, you’ll sigh, opening your eyes and narrowing them at the small device. When your vision clears enough to see, you’ll almost wish you didn’t. Images of chains, ropes, electric collars decorate the screen, all listed with prices from a dealer you won’t recognize. You won’t have much time to dwell on the subject, as Bakugo will take the cue to sweep you off your feet, letting out a forced laugh and clambering to say something.

“Guess you found out earlier than you should’ve,” He’ll chuckle, looking towards Kirishima for help. The redhead, with a smile so bright you’ll want to believe it’s genuine, will be by your side in a moment, clinging to Bakugo’s side. “We were going to surprise you, but we’re getting a dog! Isn’t that great?”

You’ll nod along, but you won’t be convinced. If you’re smart, you won’t bring up Bakugo’s fur allergy, or the fact that Kirishima could never keep a puppy a secret. 

You won’t bring up the new deadbolt on your bedroom door, either, or that you could swear it wasn’t there when you went to bed. 

With Shinsou and Kaminari, however, it’ll be a different story. They’ve only been together for a few months, since according to Kaminari, Shinsou was just so distant when they first met. And with the disillusion of their honeymoon phase, they might be having a little trouble. Keeping Shinsou locked in a basement until he stopped calling Kaminari ‘delusional’ and ‘a stalker’ probably wasn’t the best choice, now that he thinks about it.

But Kaminari knows how to make things better! You’re the object of Shinsou’s affection, so bringing you home will surely make him happier. It helps that you’re still friends with Kaminari, so when he asks you to come over and stay for dinner, you won’t suspect anything until you’re fighting to stay conscious and cursing him out. You screamed so loudly, but Kaminari knew it would be worth it. As long as his Shinsou is happy.

Don’t worry, they’ll treat you so well. You’ll be spoiled rotten, dressed up, treated like royalty, and when you’re playing-nice, neither of them will lay a hand on you. Sure, Shinsou’s a little… clingy, always touching you and saying how you must love him now (considering your current situation), and Kaminari treats you more like a pet, always baby-talking and locking you in a kennel whenever you get too defiant. But, it’s not that bad, as long as you give-in easily.

“You really like ‘em, don’t you?” Kaminari will ask, ruffling your hair as his counterpart digs his face further into your neck. You’ll be in Shinsou’s lap, holding back tears and trying to ignore the chafe of the perimeter-collar around your neck. “Trying to replace me already?”

“Absolutely,” Shinsou’ll answer, without hesitation. And yet, there’s a playful chide to his voice. Like his imprisonment didn’t matter anymore, as long as he had something cute and submissive to hold. He’ll sigh dreamily, looking up to Kaminari with a small smile. “Seriously, thank you. My kitten’s happy to be with me, too. Aren’t you, (Y/n)?”

“Y-Yes,” You’ll stutter out, not knowing what else to do. The memories of Kaminari dragging you back down to that small, freezing room will still be fresh, those of Shinsou’s pent-up tears and that humiliating leash even more recent. Gently, Kaminari’s nails will brush over your scalp.  A reward, for making his lover happy. When you whimper, starting to tear up, neither of them will care. Shinsou will just hold you closer, and Kaminari will slot himself next to both of you, asking about the new series Shinsou had started while he was away.

Shinsou does love you, and in a way, Kaminari loves you too. But… it’s a hopeless, obsessive situation. And desperate times call for desperate measures.

Last but certainly not least, there’s Shoto and Izuku. They’ve been together for a while now, and between Izuku’s rough childhood and Shoto’s problems with a certain fatherly figure, there’s no room for boundaries, let alone secrets. That was never a problem until you, the peppy new assistant of their joint-agency, comes into the picture.

The moment Izuku sees you, he knows you’re meant to be together. Shoto isn’t much better, seeing his boyfriend’s obsession as yet another adorable quirk. And he won’t lie, Shoto likes the idea of keeping you for himself and Izuku to enjoy. Don’t be surprised when you suddenly get promoted to their personal assistant, or when Izuku excitedly starts showing you pictures of yourself. You would be flattered, if you remembered when he took them. Or if they weren’t so… suggestive.

You’ll be pulled into their office every time they have the chance, for either some light kissing or dry-humping on Shoto’s desk. They’ll invite themselves over to your apartment, running into you whenever you’re out with friends, insisting that you take your lunch breaks with one or both of them… it’s suffocating, to say the least. Normally, you’d be able to skip town and file a restraining order, but they have their ways of keeping you around.

“Wait, Midoriya, not now,” You’ll complain, pushing him away. But, he’s a Pro-Hero. If he wants to kiss your neck and keep you pinned against his office’s window, he’s going to kiss you. Still, he’ll frown, hesitating for a moment. “Haven’t you missed me?”

“Of course, babe,” Shoto will call over, not bothering to get up. He’ll be sitting back lazily in his desk chair, exhausted from his latest mission. With a smirk plastered across his lips, he’ll continue. “You’re just shy. Pretty little things need affection, right?”

You’ll bare your teeth, growling and trying to keep Izuku away, but his passion is easily renewed. While he sucks and licks at your neck, making up for so much lost time, Shoto’s eyes will never leave you. At least he’ll sit up, even if his chin is still propped on his fist. “I mean, you were giving yourself quite a lot of affection last night, weren’t you? I thought you’d be tired from your shift, but you always find a way to surprise us.” Finally, he’ll stand, cupping your cheek as soon as he gets close enough. “Izuku made sure to save the footage, like always. You wouldn’t want all those shallow friends of yours to find out you’re doing our job, would you?”

Silently, you’ll shake your head, blushing despite yourself. Izuku chooses that moment to tug at the collar of your shirt, beaming up at you. His gaze will flicker towards Shoto, but returning back to you all-too-quickly. “We’re always happy to take care of you!”

You can either let the advances of two psychotic Heroes go unreported, or have your entire life ripped up and torn to shreds. The choice is obvious. Although, complete self-destruction might become a little more appealing when you see the room they have set up. It’s so safe, so cozy… it’d be even better if they got rid of the cameras… and the chains.